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Hi, I’m back again! and thought I’d add this little snippet to my blog because it made me laugh, it is one of the funniest ‘internet warnings’ I have  ever seen.

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If you receive an email entitled  “Bedtimes” delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will
program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the “Bedtimes” message is opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will
not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you’ll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

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See I told you so ……..!

Linda Parkinson-Hardman

Social Entrepreneur and Founder of the Hysterectomy Association; Social Media Strategist at Internet Mentor; Speaker; Writer and Author of Eight Books; Blogger at http://womanontheedgeofreality.com and all round diva. Phew what a lot for a Thursday afternoon :-)

You can find out more about me (and perhaps connect) at http://www.linkedin.com/in/lindaph

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